Imitation Urine

• Does your urine have uric acid? Our product does contain the correct amount of uric acid as well as all the other elements found in real human urine.  Serious Monkey Bizzness urine is the most complete artificial urine on the market today.  Ours passes muster every time!  Furthermore, ours is one of the very few to achieve the look and feel of real urine every time.

• Do your products work for both men and women?  Yes, they do.  There is nothing in urine that would identify the sex of a person without spending a whole lot of money for a DNA test.  Our urine is exactly the same as the real stuff.  The trick is to get the urine to the correct temperature.  Our products do that perfectly. 

• Is the dehydrated urine the same as the pre-mixed that comes in the flask?  Yes, the two forms of imitation urine are one and the same.  The only difference is that the premixed has been sterilized.  They both contain everything that the body produces naturally.  As long as the instructions are followed to the “T”, you should have no issues.

• Will your fetish urine pass as real?  Rest assured that the artificial urine in all of the Serious Monkey Business products will pass as the real thing.  It is really the best on the market in this field.  You should have absolutely no issues, as long as the urine is at the correct temperature!  Urine leaves your body at 98.6 degrees.  You will want the temperature strip on the product to read between 98 and 100 degrees.  Your body is the main heating source.  You have to wear the device with the temperature strip touching your skin.  Your body alone will bring the temperature up to around 90 to 94 degrees.  The heat pad is specially formulated to bring the urine up to 100 degrees.  The heat pad should be stuck to the vinyl bladder, on the side opposite of the temperature strip.  Allow 45 minutes to an hour to reach the right temperature.  Trust the strip to be accurate.  Check it before you use it.  Once it has reached the correct temperature, it will remain at that temperature for about eight hours. 

• Why does this product grow bacteria and others don’t?  Other products are not as complete as ours.  Ph.-balanced colored water does not grow bacteria!

• Can the sample be reheated?  This product can be reheated and cooled an unlimited amount of times, as long as the urine has not been exposed to air.

Temperature

• Do I need to use your heat pads?  Urine should read 98-100 degrees.  Your body alone will bring it up to about 94 degrees.  Our heat pads will get it up the last few degrees and it will allow for it to remain at that temperature for up to eight hours.  Most heat pads that you will find in a store are designed to run at a much higher temperature and will overheat the sample.

• Why does the flask need to be next to my body?  Your body is the main heating source for the flask.  The temperature strip side should face your body with the heat pad on the side away from your body.

• Can I microwave my kit?  Although we know that some people do microwave our kits, we do not recommend the use of the microwave.  All microwaves are different and all situations are different.  Our heating system is accurate and simple to operate.  It will keep the sample at 98º to 100º for about eight (8) hours.